Episode 1.21

Stacy: God, you're an idiot.
House: I think I'm more of a jerk.

 Episode 1.22

House: I diagnosed him, I did my job. You want somebody to tie him down and force him into treatment, well, you're way better at that than I am.
Stacy: Is that what this is? Payback for your leg? How many times have we been over this; I saved your life.
House: Yeah, maybe.
Stacy: You're going to kill my husband to teach me a lesson?
House: No, he's going to die because he's too stubborn to make the right choice.
Stacy: Now we're in your territory.
House: I'm respecting your husband's decision, I don't see why you've got a problem with that.
Stacy: Because it's crap! Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them. If you think you're right you don't give a damn what they think. I did what you do all the time, the only difference is I did it to you.
House: He'll never forgive you.
Stacy: Yeah, he will.

Stacy: You fixed him.
House: De nada.
Stacy: Thank you. [pause] You were right.
House: He's gonna be fine.
Stacy: No, about me. I'm not over you. You were... you were the one. You always will be. But I can't be with you.
House: So, I'm the guy but you want the other guy, who by definition can never be the guy.
Stacy: What's so great about you is you always think you're right. What's so frustrating about you is you are right so much of the time. You are brilliant, funny, surprising, sexy. But with you I was lonely. And with Mark there's room for me.

 Episode 2.01

House: She's not like you. She can't just walk into a bar and pick up her soul mate in twenty minutes.
Stacy: I met Mark at a fundraiser that happened to be held at a...
House: You met me at a strip club.
Stacy: You were the worst two dollars I've ever spent.

Stacy: [discovering she's been had] You said you cleared it with her...
House: Come on. You've known me how long and you still can't tell when I'm joshin' ya?

Stacy: Were you trying to get me fired? If you didn't want me working here, why didn't you just say so?
House: I just don't want you working right here, in my office. But anywhere else in the building is fine. It's a really big hospital.
Stacy: I'm a lawyer. You're a jerk. There's gonna be some overlap.
House: God, I hope that was a euphemism.
Stacy: Cuddy just reamed me.
House: I hope that one means what I think it means.
Stacy: For trusting you! She figured when she hired me she'd at least have someone you couldn't walk all over. I need to know, can I trust you?
House: If I hadn't lied to you about Cuddy's approval, my patient would be dead.
Stacy: Great. Now I know. Now we can work together.

Stacy: I didn't have any choice.
House: No, you had to tell Cuddy. She's your boss, I get it. Hitler thought he was doing the world a favor, too.
Stacy: Yeah, pretty much on that same level.
House: Gandhi didn't march the sea because his buddies asked him to. Pol Pot didn't wipe out the teachers because he wanted to make friends.
Stacy: You're not making friends right now.
House: I trusted you.
Stacy: I know.
House: [referring to advice Wilson had given him] Wilson's a fool. I'm an idiot.
Stacy: I had to do what I thought was right.
House: It's the only reason anybody does anything.

 Episode 2.03

Cuddy: You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss?
House: Well, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. [pointing his cane at Stacy] Should have seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt, lot of screaming.

 Episode 2.10

House: I suppose it's also possible that the clasp broke. But then you'd be carrying the thing around in your purse.
Stacy: We had a fight. We had a fight and I was angry and not thinking straight, and I walked out without my make-up and without my cross! I stopped at the drug store to buy make-up but I couldn't buy a cross because they don't have an aisle for personal talismans!
House: So you had a fight, I'm sure it'll blow over.
Stacy: It was about nothing.
House: Of course it was. Mark's tired, he's worried, he's got mobility problems. It's normal to blow up over little things.
Stacy: I don't mind fighting over little things! I didn't mind fighting over big things! That I could understand. But we fight over nothing! You know a mailbox with a sign that says 'last pick-up 5 p.m.', does that mean last pick-up to go to the post office or last pick-up to leave the post office and be sent out of town?
House: You fought over mail delivery?
Stacy: I tried to get him to drop the subject but he wouldn't. I told him he was right, he thought I was being condescending.
House: You were.
Stacy: He's pushing me out of his life.
House: Maybe you're misinterpreting.
Stacy: Did I misinterpret with you? At least this time I recognize it. That's the benefit of convincing the only two men you've ever loved that they're better off without you.
House: Yeah, it's all your fault. You know 'Stacy' in the original Greek means relationship killer.

House: I have to know what's going on here. 'Cause when you have a fight with Mark, and you try to avoid me, I have to think that...
Stacy: That I'm feeling vulnerable and I don't want to be around you because it might lead to something.
House: Right. But then a hotel room...
Stacy: Might also lead to something.
House: Hmm. So, which is it?
Stacy: Our relationship's like an addiction. It's... like...
House: Really good drugs?
Stacy: No, it's like... vindaloo curry.
House: Ok, sure.
Stacy: Really, really hot Indian curry they make with red chilli peppers.
House: I know what it is. Didn't think it was addictive.
Stacy: You're abrasive and annoying and come on way too strong, like vindaloo curry. When you're crazy about curry, that's fine. But no matter how much you love curry, if you have too much of it it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never wanna see curry for a really, really long time but then you wake up one day and you think... God, I really miss curry. [they move closer] You're a jerk.
House: I know. If you hadn't just had a fight with Mark...
Stacy: For once in your life will you shut up? [she kisses him]